tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-92004309673821149382012-01-18T09:21:42.628+02:00Веселчунhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11897356749581914615noreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9200430967382114938.post-24389182602638172232011-10-31T10:12:00.001+02:002011-10-31T10:12:13.029+02:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-OrhwrEWCa1M/SzYik2mLR2I/AAAAAAAAByY/dH4zel-5g9Y/s1600/SMILE.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="150" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-OrhwrEWCa1M/SzYik2mLR2I/AAAAAAAAByY/dH4zel-5g9Y/s200/SMILE.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Жена моли мъжа си:</div><div style="text-align: center;">- Гошо, печката се развали, поправи я !</div><div style="text-align: center;">- Да ти приличам на електротехник?&nbsp;</div><div style="text-align: center;">На другия ден:</div><div style="text-align: center;">- Гошо, мивката се запуши, отпуши я!...</div><div style="text-align: center;"> - Да ти приличам на водопроводчик?&nbsp;</div><div style="text-align: center;">На следващия ден Гошо се прибира, печката поправена, мивката отпушена.</div><div style="text-align: center;"> Пита жена си:&nbsp;</div><div style="text-align: center;">- Кой поправи печката и мивката?&nbsp;</div><div style="text-align: center;">- Комшията.&nbsp;</div><div style="text-align: center;">- И какво поиска в замяна?&nbsp;</div><div style="text-align: center;">- Да му изпея песен или да спя с него.&nbsp;</div><div style="text-align: center;">- И ти коя песен му изпя?&nbsp;</div><div style="text-align: center;">- Да ти приличам на певица???</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9200430967382114938-2438918260263817223?l=vicrss.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Веселчунhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11897356749581914615noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9200430967382114938.post-1621019111013329342010-03-19T11:02:00.000+02:002010-03-19T11:02:41.838+02:00Блондинка родила близнаци, и се чудила от кои е второто дете..... ! хихихихи..<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9200430967382114938-162101911101332934?l=vicrss.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Веселчунhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11897356749581914615noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9200430967382114938.post-37403405649202245892009-12-26T16:07:00.001+02:002009-12-26T16:09:18.894+02:00<script type="text/javascript" src="http://www.netvibes.com/js/UWA/load.js.php?env=BlogWidget2"></script><br /><script type="text/javascript">var BW = new UWA.BlogWidget({moduleUrl:'http://cdn.netvibes.com/modules/feedReader/feedReader.php?feedUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fvic.bg%2Fjokes.xml&feedTitle=vic.bg%20-%20%D0%92%D0%B0%D1%88%D0%B0%D1%82%D0%B0%20%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%BA%D1%86%D0%B8%D1%8F%20%D0%BE%D1%82%20%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%86%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B5'});BW.setPreferencesValues({'nbTitles':'15', 'showDate':false, 'details':false});BW.setConfiguration({'title':'', 'height':258, 'color':'transparent'});</script><ul style="color: white;"><li>ВИЦОВЕ, ШЕГИ,ХУ, ИГРИ, БЛОНДИНКИ, СЕКС, ЧАПАЙ, ПЕТКА, ЛЮБОВ,ЕБЕ, ПУТ, КУ</li></ul><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9200430967382114938-3740340564920224589?l=vicrss.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Веселчунhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11897356749581914615noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9200430967382114938.post-70017899093719489672009-04-30T15:45:00.002+03:002009-04-30T15:54:39.524+03:00<span style="font-family: verdana; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">- Как те нарича жена ти?</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">- "Маймуно"!</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">- Защо?</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">- Защото от мен са произлезли няколко човека. </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9200430967382114938-7001789909371948967?l=vicrss.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Веселчунhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11897356749581914615noreply@blogger.com1